Ow!

October 17, 2009

That’s the sound of my uterus because it did all those somersaults when it caught glimpse of YOUR BOYFRIEND busting a move.

Like so:

PHOTO: quinn.anya

PHOTO: quinn.anya

Is when your boyfriend comes to get the mail, showing off those sexy gams of his. Sigh*

Photo: I, Puzzled

Photo: I, Puzzled

He will just love it, I promise.

Oh, wait! He already is (but wait? WHO is that trollop he’s with and WHY is she wearing your wedding dress?):

Picture 1

VIA Design Spotter

He’s A MAN!

September 29, 2009

But sometimes, as he is delighted to tell us, your boyfriend likes to smell like a DIFFERENT kind of man.

VIA SwissMiss

Going bananas!

September 20, 2009

Your boyfriend sure plays hide-and-go-seek in the grocery store well. Sneaky monkey!

Photo: Dogwelder

Photo: Dogwelder

I’m glad…

September 6, 2009

That your boyfriend is getting such good mileage out of that smoking jacket you got him for passing the bar exam!

PHOTO: Kit Oates

PHOTO: Kit Oates

Holy shit batman! Check what they’re saying about your boyfriend on Goths in Hot Weather:

“Witness the muscular physique! Gasp at the bulging source of his power! Swoon at the bullet belt adorned cowboy boots!”

From the bonanza of boyfriends: Goths in Hot Weather

From the bonanza of boyfriends: Goths in Hot Weather

That’s right lady. You better step up your game cause you’ve got some competition for his pallid tortured soul.

(Thanks Wendy!)

Go on, don’t feel shy. Go ahead and swoon at the sight of his white shorty shorts and sinewy thighs. We all know he’s waving that white flag because he’s surrendering to your luuurve.

(PHOTO: Stepheye)

(PHOTO: Stepheye)

Ruining the view

August 27, 2009

You should really let your boyfriend know that his fanny pack totally compromises the view of his tight little tush clad in that tiger-print speedo. Just saying is all …

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Venice Beach guy who just won't go away (photo: Malingering)

Venice beach speedo (PHOTO: Malingering)

No really, he is very persistent (photo: Malingering)

Please forgive me…

August 25, 2009

For not previously appreciating your boyfriend’s burgeoning talents in the Dept. of Air Guitar. My bad.

Air Guitar World Champion

Air Guitar World Champion

(to get up to speed on this nascent artform watch the riveting documentary – which runneth over with boyfriendths – Air Guitar Nation)

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